A rather confident young woman walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive man. She gives him a quick glance, then casually looks at her watch for a moment.
The man notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," she replies, "I just bought this special watch and I was testing it."
Intrigued, the man says, "A special watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to talk to me," she explains.
"What's it telling you now?", he asks.
"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties...".
The man laughs & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The woman exclaims, "Damn-- this thing must be an hour fast!"
A Panty Joke For April Fools
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